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This  occurred  several  times,  and  the  American  who  could  not  understand  why  the
               Frenchman should introduce himself so many times, asked his friend about it. The friend
               explained that “Bon appetit” meant “Good appetite”, and the American having understood
               his  mistake  decided  to  correct  it.  Next  time  he  was  the  first  at  the  table,  and  when  the
               Frenchman came, he arose, bowed and said,  “Bon  appetit!” The  Frenchman immediately
               returned the bow and said: “Watson”.
               arise  (arose,  arisen)  –  підніматися,  вставати;  a  low  bow  –  низький  поклін;  occur  –
               ставатися
                                                     3. To Eat Or Not To Eat
                     An Englishman who was on a visit to Italy decided to go back to England. He had only
               enough money to pay his ticket back. But he knew that a trip between England and Italy was
               short – only two days. That’s why he decided to live without eating during those two days.
               So he bought a ticket and got on the ship. When dinner time came he wanted to eat very
               much but he told other people he was not hungry. In the evening he wanted to eat still more,
               but  when  he  was  asked  to  have  supper,  he  said  he  wanted  to  sleep  not  to  eat. The  next
               morning he could not go without eating. So when dinner time came he went to the dining-
               room and ate everything that was put before him. After dinner he went away. In the evening
               he ate his supper and asked: “How much must I pay for the dinner and supper?” “But you
               paid for everything when you bought the ticket”, answered the waiter.
                                                       4. Scottish Appetite
                     One day four friends were sitting in a restaurant. One of them, a Scotsman, told his
               friends he would bet ten shillings that he could eat a turkey and three pounds of sausages.
               Of course his friends did not believe this. So the turkey was roasted and put before him on
               the  table. With  great  astonishment  his  friends  watched  him  eating  up  the  bird. And  after
               some  minutes  he  also  swallowed  the  three  pounds  of  sausages!  So  they  had  to  pay  the
               money.
                     The Scotsman finally drank some glasses of beer and then went home together with
               one of his friends. But when they arrived at the front door of his house, the Scotsman said to
               his friend: “Please don’t tell my wife that I’ve eaten so much”.
                     “Why not?” asked his friend.
                     “Because she would give me no supper!” the Scotsman answered.
                                                      5. Good Manners
                    Jack  invited  his  new  friend  Tommy  to  dinner  at  his  house. Tom’s  mother  was  very
               anxious about her little son’s table manners.
                    “Tommy, don’t eat off the knife. And if your food is too hot don’t blow on it. And don’t
               talk with your mouth full”, she told him.
                    When Tommy returned he said: “I remembered what you told me, Mum, and I did only
               one thing wrong”.
                    “What did you do, Tommy?”
                    “Oh, when I wanted to cut my meat it fell off the plate on the floor”.
                    “Oh, my dear, what did you do then?”
                    “I said, “That’s always the way with tough meat” and picked it up from the floor”.
               anxious – стурбований, занепокоєний; tough – твердий, жорсткий; pick up – піднімати
               FROM THE HISTORY
               38. Read the stories, translate them and answer the questions.
                                                      1. Butter Making
                    Long ago a farmer and his wife had to work hard to make butter. First the farmer had to
               milk the cows. Then he let the milk sit until the cream came to the top. He put the cream
               into a big wooden churn. The top of the churn had a hole in it for a wooden stick called a

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