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                            accurately  reported.  Poor  young  man!  "  And  Tom  drew  his
                            handkerchief across  his eyes and walked  towards the door, while  a
                            groan of sympathy rose from the crowd outside.
                                  He  had  his  hand  upon  the  handle  when  a  thought  seemed  to
                            strike  him, and he turned back.  "There  is  yet a possible  hope,  "  he
                            said, "we have not tried the magical effects of electricity— that subtle
                            power, next of kin to nervous force. Is there a chemist's near? "
                                  "Yes, doctor, there's Mr. McLagan just round the corner. "
                                  "Then  run!  A  human  life  trembles  in  the  balance  —  get  his
                            strongest  battery,  quick!  "  And  away  went  half  the  crowd  racing
                            down the street and tumbling over each other in the effort to be first
                            at Mr. McLagan's. They came back very red and hot, and one of them
                            bore a shining, brown mahogany box in his arms which contained the
                            instrument in question.
                                  "Now, gentlemen, " said Tom, "I believe I may say that I am
                            the  first  practitioner  in  Great  Britain  who  has  applied  electricity  to
                            this use. In my student days  I have seen the  learned Rokitansky  of
                            Vienna employ it in some such way. I apply the negative pole over
                            the solar plexus, while the positive  I place  on the  inner side  of the
                            patella. I have seen it produce surprising effect; it may again in this
                            case. "
                                  It certainly did. Whether it was an accident or whether Tom's
                            innate reckless devilry got the better of him I cannot say. He himself
                            always  swore  that  it  was  an  accident,  but  at  any  rate  he  sent  the
                            strongest  current  of  a  most  powerful  battery  rattling  and  crashing
                            through my system.  I gave one ear-splitting  yell and  landed with a
                            single  bound  into  the  middle  of  the  room.  I  was  charged  with
                            electricity like a Leyden jar. My very hair bristled with it.
                                  "You confounded idiot! " I shouted, shaking my fist in Tom's
                            face. "Isn't it enough to dislocate every bone in my body with your
                            ridiculous  resuscitations  without  ruining  my  constitution  with  this
                            thing? " and I gave a vicious kick at the mahogany box. Never was
                            there such a stampede! The inspector of police and the correspondent
                            of the Chronicle sprang down the staircase, followed by the twelve
                            respectable citizens. The  landlady crawled under the bed.  A  lodger
                            who was nursing her baby while she conversed with a neighbour in
                            the street below let the child drop upon her friend's head. In fact Tom
                            might  have  founded the  nucleus  of a practice there and then.  As  it
                            was,  his  presence  of  mind  carried  him  through.  "A  miracle!  "  he
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