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2. I MISS HIM

                               One day, a little old lady in her seventies came into a doctor's
                            office for a consultation. She expounded all her ailments, real and
                            imaginary, but seemed most concerned about a recurring dream in
                            which she was pursued by a young man whose intentions seemed
                            dishonourable. The doctor was properly sympathetic, and advised
                            her how she might sleep more soundly.
                               In a few days she returned, still woeful.
                               «Don't tell me you aren't sleeping better nowadays,» teased the
                            doctor.
                               «Oh, I'm sleeping just fine», the patient replied, «but to tell the
                            truth, doctor, I miss that young man».

                                                 Comprehension Quiz

                                   I. Say which of the following statements are false and
                            which are true. Correct the false statements to make them
                            true.

                                   1. An old lady came to the post office.
                                   2. She expounded all her ailments.
                                   3. She seemed most concerned about her dream.
                                   4. The doctor was enthusiastic.
                                   5. She returned happy.
                                   6. I teased that young man.

                                   II. Choose the correct answer to finish each of the
                            following statements.

                                            1. HOW OLD WAS THE LADY?
                                           a) about 27;  b) about 17;
                                           c) about 70.

                                   2. Why was she worried?
                                           a)  she had pneumonia;
                                           b) she had an unpleasant dream;
                                           c) she had no money.

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